Strange, isn't it? "Alright, I'll concede that art needn't be understood by everyone in the same, rigid way. Surely, though, there is room somewhere in all the vast canvas of possibility," see what he did there, "for the simply wrong?"

"Mm, a better dressed Peter Pan? 'I may grow older,'" he quotes, "'but I'll never grow up.'" It sounds much, much better to call Schön eternally youthful than a big child, certainly.

He chuckles at the nudge. "We~ell, not just to ruin his day, but it was a likely bonus. When I was just making contact with this world, dealing a few pieces to establish myself, he dealt me a considerable blow and gained great renown because in this world, Monet was left-handed, and the piece I was selling had been painted with the right."