Yes, yes, he's very clever. "Yes. Of course. But I'm pretty sure the National Gallery's not going to invite a cannibal orgy performance art group for a residency, so I think we can safely say it's pretty unlikely to happen."

And boy, is she ever hoping that no such thing exists in the history of ever.

"Much better dressed. But you'd look good in green." And this is about as much as she knows about Peter Pan, so hopefully he won't press the point much further.

"Really? That's funny. Such an odd thing to have different with no real impact on someone's life... wait, people can tell whether a painting was done right or left-handed?"