"Crab rangoons, please, and a cup of egg drop soup." There's little chance she's going to eat the whole duck, but that's why leftovers were invented. Meanwhile, she's going to be drinking tea like it's going out of style. They may need another pot when their meal comes.

"I first had Peking duck on my thirteenth birthday. The j--the guy my mom was dating at the time talked her into them taking me out for my first 'grown up meal'. I can't say I was disappointed. What about you, when did you first have it?"