Schön W. Freund (
u_can_have_it_4_a_song) wrote2015-12-29 03:48 pm
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Ephemeral Truths [Verity]
When Verity arrives for her daily shift, Schön's demeanor in answering the door suggests this might not be just another day at the office. "Ah, good morning. I wonder if you might feel like a small change in the routine?"
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"Ah, the museum is doing a section on the Flemish masters, and this work is a recently-recovered, somewhat obscure piece that would be emblematic of the movement if it hadn't been missing for a good, long while. As for what's in it for me," he pauses to chuckle, "I get to make myself invaluable to a museum that will, in turn, be grateful. I get to perhaps discredit an authenticator whom I dislike and distrust. I get to learn a little bit more about your abilities. And I may also take up the trail of a forger skilled enough to pass off their work as that of a Flemish master."
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"Sounds like a good day for you. So you're taking me out for lunch after, right?" So demanding. Who does she think she is anyway? "Will we have time to see the exhibits, or is it all business?"
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"There will certainly be time to see exhibits," he assures her, "and lunch wherever you like. Oh, I'll warn you, the portal there is a little bit onerous. You would not believe what I had to go through, working out the precise key sequence."
The comment in which I am evil.
"You know I'll believe you if it's the truth," she points out with a smirk. The idea of getting to enjoy the museum and a nice meal out makes the day sound better and better. Now if she can just keep from falling on her ass on the way there...
BOGDAMNIT YOU EVEN WARNED ME!
Inside, the lighting is dim, the floor is only nominally clean, and although it's the Nexus equivalent of midmorning, a good third of the seats are occupied by sullen, long-term barflies. All this Schön ignores to cross straight to the bar, where he orders three pints of lager. As he lines them up, the bartender asks, "takin' the train out, today, Mr. Freund?"
You're adorable when you get like that. :P
There aren't any simian librarians, are there? She's heard about him and the places he frequents. For now, she'll keep one hand in her pocket and another on her bag while her she watches whatever arcane ritual he's about to perform. And she'll wonder if she has to follow suit.
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Offering his arm, he escorts Verity toward the back, to a door marked with a crudely simple stick figure. "Don't look around, and breathe as little as possible," he advises, before opening the door and ushering her through. Closing it behind him, he pounds on it three times, shouts, "hurry up in there!", then opens it again, leading Verity out into...
...a station for the London Underground. The door by which they exited apparently belongs to a supply closet, when it's at home. Once the mercifully-undescribed tavern men's room is behind them, he breathes a sigh of relief. "There."
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"...you know, sometimes it's okay to tell me I don't really want an answer to my questions."
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Still, it's nice to look around. It's a charming city. "So... which museum?" Like she knows the way. He doesn't know, maybe she does.
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No reason to make anyone think he might be up to something.
"You know I don't know much about art," she murmurs to him as they walk. "Nobody's going to believe I'm some kind of expert."
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And then they're turning out of the hallway and into a room where two virtually identical paintings stand on easels. An aging, friendly-looking woman stands between them, and smiles when she sees Schön; her graying hair is tied back in a bun, and her cream-colored blouse is loose and light. To one side stands a plump, red-faced man whose neck is a little too large for the collar of his very expensive suit, and whose hair can't decide whether it's blond or ginger, but is determined to stand up in one impertinent, curly tuft at the top of his forehead, a determined island against the encroaching bald spot.
"Schön," the woman greets, opening her arms. "Margaret," he replies, returning her embrace lightly and kissing her cheek. "Allow me to introduce Ms. Verity Willis, my expert on forgeries." That last prompts a bitter harrumph from Mr. Suit.
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Margaret gives her a puzzled look, but at a nod from Schön goes to lean against a table. Mr. Suit folds his arms across his chest, lifting his chin and glaring down his nose at Verity, daring her to... something.
Schön stays by Verity's side, casting her an inquiring glance. He'd very much like to hear her diagnosis.
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"No," he points out gently, quietly, "I said at least one was a--"
"PREPOSTEROUS!" Mr. Suit explodes, throwing up his meaty hands. "She hardly glanced at them! You can't mean to take the word of this, this child, after the most cursory examination? Margaret, you have been ill-used, and you, you, Mister Freund, your charlatanism is exposed at last."
Schön simply gives Verity a look that says without words, "you see why I wanted to embarrass this guy?"
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Mr. Suit isn't making a great impression on her. He's getting one of those looks from her. With the eyebrows. "I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that there's been a lot of disagreement about which one of these is the 'real' one? Experts lining up on both sides?"
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"There has," Mr. Suit confirms grumpily. He has apparently taken every disagreement personally. "I have been studying the Flemish masters my entire life--I could spot a fake when you were just a bottle of wine on in your father's pantry. What makes you so knowledgeable?"
At the slight against Verity, Schön's lips tighten, eyes narrowing. He's quite prepared to verbally flay the man, if Verity doesn't do it first.
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